Why won t a shark bite a lawyer - professional courtesy What is a shame? - a busload of lawyers going off a cliff What is a crying shame? - there was an empty seat on the bus What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? a Doberman Pinscher How many lawyer s jokes are there- just 5 - the rest are true stories.
Lady Ivy -- you re only wasting your own time if you answer what you consider a lame q i thought it was cute! and i used to work for attorneys, so i can say that
One is a qualified professional adviser on legal matters who can represent clients in court, and the other is a large freshwater fish. Though I really like the one from Answer 2. Stop wasting our time.
Oh! I got another one! What s the difference between a legitimate question that belongs on Yahoo! Answers and a lame, unoriginal joke that wastes my time? (I ll leave the punchline up to you.)
Q: Why do so many people hate lawyers? A: Because the only time they ve hired one is when they were going through a divorce. Makes sense when you look at it that way. How unbiased could they be?
You re poking fun at lawyers! The cornerstone of society!! How could you;)
lol The carp can close it s mouth Why are people giving us thumbs down? It s a joke! Get over yourselves! P.S. You don t HAVE to answer all the q on YA
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